Hire me for video production sound, not post!

If you're going to pay someone, why pay to try to have something fixed in post when you can pay to have it recorded properly in the first place. I'm talking about production sound, and you (producer) and I (soundperson) are both sick and frustrated trying to fix troublesome audio in post-production that was poor from the onset.

Here's a chart of major caveats I've encountered over the years. It's unbelievable that krappy-sound still happens! I can do everything in the green column, so send me an email right away or visit my website. DO NOT contact me if you have snafus in the red column, proceed to next soundman.